Quotes
Michael Ian Black
"He looks like a jumped the shark Walton."
Larry Bird
"Cy does comedy the way I would do comedy; hard, to win, and very whiteishly."
Mike Brody
"Cy is a talent that is indescribable with words. The fact that I can call him friend makes me all tingly on the inside. I think he's great, just great. He could definitely beat me in a fight despite how much I overestimate my own toughness. I'm Bike Mordy!!!!"

Chad Daniels
"I fear Cy, I respect Cy, and I love Cy. With each year he gets better. I am counting down the days to when people ask, 'Hey, who's the best natural athlete from the Minnesota comedic community" and that my name won't even be mentioned. Is it a scary thought? Yes. But unfortunately, it may be a very real thought."
Jessi Campbell
"Funny, Smart, and Sexy as hell. Cy is as good as it gets. If I weren't busy being a beard for my husband, Jeff, I would marry Cy."
Jeff Koester
"I think about him a lot, he's so good. If I didn't have Jessi as a beard of a wife, I would try to marry Cy."
Auggie Smith
"His hair is intoxicating."
Louis Lee
"Like a son to me, except I know that with my awful genes, I could never produce a human as stellar as Cy. But one can dream. Plus he's white, that's another reason he couldn't be my son. I fully support a new stadium for the Minnesota Vikings. SKOL VIKINGS!!"
February 12-16, 2019
Acme Comedy Company - Minneapolis, OH
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